I'm not feeling very human today. I think that night at the hospital has caught up with me now the adrenaline has worn off. I've also not got to the gym in a while and being on sick kid duty means I haven't really left the house much. On days like this I just want to curl up in bed and not come out for another week. Instead, I think I will make myself a cup of tea and take my chances with daytime tv until naptime is over. Or have a nap myself.
Anyone know a good joke? I need a giggle.
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This might help a little:
ReplyDeleteYoutube
Type in: marshmallow test
Enjoy.
I'm horrible with jokes. I posted a funny video of my oldest daughter on my blog though....it makes me laugh every time I see it.
ReplyDeleteSome days are cozy blanket and hot tea days. I hope you feel better soon!
ReplyDeleteJust read the hospital post... yikes. Glad she's doing better.
ReplyDeleteWish I knew a good joke for ya... can't come up with anything at the moment.
If you haven't seen this...
ReplyDeleteYouTube: Ken Lee-Bulgarian Idol with English Translation
I makes me pee every time
hope things ease up
This made me laugh: Explaining to toddler about Nikolaus who will be giving her presents on 6th December and who wears a red coat and a bishop's hat and has a white beard - she retorted: Where Micky Mouse?
ReplyDeleteI tried for an hour to clarify, success: now we have Nickilaus. And only just red your Marge post, fab post that one.
Hope you feel better soon.
I've got a joke, but it's not very clean. In fact, it's a pretty dirty and completely non-PC.
ReplyDeleteAre you up for something like that?
@An, erin, Debbie, Cristin - Thank you.
ReplyDelete@Michelle - Ken lee tulibu dibu douchoo, it's my new motto.
@cartside - Are you doing Nikolaus then? We don't do Santa because we have Sinterklaas. It's all so confusing.
@Badass Geek - Do you even have to ask? Let's have it!
While we're waiting for Badass Geek ...
ReplyDeleteA woman walked into a bar and asked for a double entendre, so the barman gave her one.
@tinman18 - Thank you for that. Now that's what I needed.
ReplyDeleteI have nothing funny. Sorry.
ReplyDeleteEnjoy your nap.
You may borrow my son's fav jokes:
ReplyDeleteWhy did the sand blush?
Because the sea weed.
Two fish in a tank.
One turns to the other and says 'do you know how to drive this thing?'
x
Well, not a joke but beautiful to see... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qhuip8kyBTU&feature=related
ReplyDeleteFirst it just looks like a dude with a horse and a stick but just wait, it gets better.
and if you don't mind bullfights (nobody gets killed here) here is another fave: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oc8uPP79WEU&NR=1&feature=fvwp
enjoy :)
Sorry to hear about your daughter. I hope you're all back to normal soon.
ReplyDeleteThis made me smile today and inspired me to try something similar (but probably not with stormtroopers!)
http://wildammo.com/2009/08/09/what-stormtroopers-do-on-their-day-off/
I have so many (but they are all filthy, totally inappropriate and un pc). Will just wait for Badass Geek to go first and then I (may) post mine too. Didn't know about hospital (sorry have parents in law over at teh mo and am way behind on my reading). Will go back and check your previous posts now. Hoep all ok xxxx
ReplyDeleteYou have surely surely seen this, but just in case not...
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YYukEAmoMCQ
What did the giraffe say when he walked on the moon?
ReplyDelete'Of course it's a giant step, I'm a fucking giraffe!'
Hmm... I don't. But I like the giraffe one above me. Feel better. :)
ReplyDeleteQ: What do you call a donkey with 3 legs?
ReplyDeleteA: A Wonkey!
(It's funny yes it is)
@Erin - I decided not to have one :-( but at least I slept better at night.
ReplyDelete@Tara - Thank you! Love them. The first one was new, the second was already one of my favourite all time jokes.
@Laura Lee - I never would have thought to get on a horse with a stick and do a dance...
@Lorna Harris - Thank you. Very funny. Posted it to Facebook for my "real people" to see.
@Maternal Tales - Go on! You know you want to!
@Iota - Never seen it. Thank you. Very funny. And painfully true.
@laughykate - :-) Very good.
@the mamabird diaries - I performed a public service by asking then. So glad!
@Lady Mama - It is. Made us laugh at breakfast anyway.
I don't have any jokes but wanted to say I'm glad she's feeling a bit better and I hope things keep getting better.
ReplyDeleteOh wait! Hubby had one.
ReplyDeleteWhy did the mouse cross the road?
Because it was stapled to the chicken.
I know...groan!!
So I'm a little late, but better late than never.
ReplyDeleteThis joke is made funnier by the fact that it is 100% true.
I have an uncle who is gay. He and his partner have a couple of different pets, and I recently learned the name of his cat. And I tell you, leave it to two gay men to name their pussy "Dick".
@Mad Woman - Thank you. I did like it. I'm rather partial to lame jokes. Really.
ReplyDelete@Badass Geek - That is such a great name for a cat. Thank you very much. Your uncles are funny.
Just to follow Badass Geek, another true animal one - relatives of mine adopted a dog from a friend who was going overseas. The dog then needed a vet visit for some reason, so off they went. At the vets, the form asks for a first and surname, so they duly filled it in before realising how the name read. Their surname: Tickle (yes, I know). The dog's name: Tess. First name + surname = hilarious. =)
ReplyDelete@vdog - Very good. That would make even me blush.
ReplyDeleteIf you still need a giggle, you should re-watch you just posted video you made. I snorted when I watched it. Also hilarious: the image of you teaching your son about 'cynical commercial ploys' on the street and getting looks, lol!
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