Gay Porn part IV

I've been thinking a lot lately about gayness. And not just about the porn. Why is it that the overwhelming majority of Hollywood movies still feature almost exclusively straight actors and straight stories? How is that for a message about what is and isn't acceptable? They're getting slightly better, I agree, but there's a long way to go.

(I may leave my heartfelt and serious point slightly here, you have been warned. It's all in the interest of increased visibility, though, so you have to forgive me.)

I was discussing the issue of visibility with our budding young actors Bumba and Bumbalu the other day, and they agreed. They were up for another remake, but this time we were going to tackle a more mainstream Hollywood romance, in order to show that gay protagonists do not change the story fundamentally. Love is love.

Together we settled on the well-known feature film "Titanic." I did have to restrain them a little. Bumba and Bumbalu are in the throes of their igniting passion for each other, and they insisted we make it a porn movie. Now I would like this blog to keep whatever propriety it still has, so I declined. Besides, what would we name it? As they are both men, "Tittanic" was out. "Titanal" was just one step too far for me. A PG rated version it would be.

Then while I was doing the preparation work some issue arose over who was going to play whom (they couldn't agree who was going to be Kate), and they both started to be such divas about this that I fired them. I was only using them out of loyalty, after our Brokeback Mountain adventure, but I never promised them exclusivity. Also, I'm well aware gay people don't only come in the male flavour, so I'd been keen to do a lesbian movie. (While I'm on the topic of diversity - we seem to have a whole lot of ethnic diversity in our male puppets, and none in our (small) ladies. Why would that be?)

So, without further ado, I give you Bob Lady and Little Princess, in the lesbian remake of Titanic. We started with the obvious and famous scene:

Next up was the drawing scene. It seems I had underestimated the diva potential of Little Princess. She could give Bumba and Bumbalu a run for their money. You remember Kate was naked in this scene. Well, it took more than a bottle of champagne, all my powers of persuasion and the promise of a part in my next film to get her to lose the skirt.

The car scene:

And finally, the scene on the inside of the ship while it is sinking. No expense was spared. We even rented a water tank and had the set rebuilt inside it. It was tough for the actors because they had to spend hours every day in the cold water. Bob Lady was a trouper. Little Princess had some complaints about cold feet, but even she agreed afterwards it was worth it.

I hope you enjoyed our movie. Have a great week!