Thursday, 26 November 2009

Picture post in which I am a holy man

Our Santa is called Sinterklaas. He's Santa, the Catholic version. Actually, Santa is Sinterklaas, the infidel's version. He's coming next weekend, but the kids can't wait:



And I just had to join in:



Also, I have sunk to new lows when it comes to "cooking" "dinner." Have you ever heard of frozen mashed potatoes? I hadn't, but here they are (with butter and milk). I warmed them up



added frozen creamed spinach



and chopped up frankfurters.



Then I added more frankfurters. Then it exploded slightly. (I now know where bubble and squeak got the bubble part of its name.)

It tasted grrrreat.



I think I shall do penance tomorrow and make chowder.

Right - I have to go wrap a cute little bike now because my little girl is turning two in the morning! Which reminds me I forgot to bake a cake so she'll be the poor little mutt whose mother sent her to the creche with a shop-bought cake. I may as well write "neglected" all over her forehead.

22 comments:

  1. First again. Score!

    Frozen mash potato is a staple in our house (defrosted, natch). I like your style Ms. Mwa.

    And you should write neglected all over Marie's forehead - it'd be funny!! Say it's some weird Scottish birthday tradition - they'll be none the wiser...

    P.S. Disclaimer: Buying a cake is not neglect. You are fabulous and you know it xx

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  2. Happy 2nd birthday to your girl. Nothing wrong with buying the cake. When my old employer insisted we baked cakes for certain events, I always picked up things in the supermarket next door the morning of the event.

    Those frozen potatoes offend me ;) They do look very odd! We love to take shortcuts with our spuds too. We buy all of ours pre-peeled and cut. Don't think we'll go down the frozen route.

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  3. @Josie - I should write that. Perhaps in indelible marker. Make the joke last.

    @Fatbrideslim - You are using the catchphrase! That thrills me more than is probably healthy. xxx

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  4. thumbs up for frozen mash and frozen spinach (with mozzarella) - now I just have to add the frankfurters - thanks for the tip!!

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  5. I've never seen frozen mash. Although I will admit to buying the pre-made stuff when I lived in England... it was good actually.

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  6. My kids had that "neglected" thing tattooed to their foreheads at birth. I've never baked a cake to send to school with them.

    Never seen frozen mash..but that was pretty cool.

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  7. I gotta say, I think the spinach-mash-sausage dish looks fab. I'd eat it - and I"m a veggie!

    Happy B'day to your little girl. Hope she loves her cake - and it's not like she's gonna know where it originated anyway. Just sit back and enjoy the gasps of delight as she admires the incredibly artfully iced Princess/Unicorn/Mermaid that adorns its surface. And hope she doesn't spot it in the supermarket aisles when you're next out! I can hear it now..."I didn't know you baked cakes for (Belgian-equivalent of) Tesco's/Waitrose/Sainsburys, Mummy!!!!"

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  8. A mother's gotta do what a mother's gotta do.
    Happy birthday to your girl and happy birth day to you!

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  9. I'm sure the dish tasted good, but by God the picture offends me!

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  10. Have to admit I have only ever baked a cake for the boys birthdays once. Ever since it has been shop bought all the way. Oh yeah, they are so totally deprived these boys of mine!

    Happy Birthday miss 2 year old!!

    ps. LOVE the look of dinner. I already have the munchies from reading Home Office Mums post. Now even more so. Mashed potato. Is there a better food?

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  11. Frozen, mashed, boiled, fried..its all food. Throw in something green and you've got healthly and grow in something meaty and you've got protein. A well balanced meal. Happy birthday little one! x

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  12. happy birthday little bean! and she is not neglected getting a bought cake.

    I doubt I'll ever make our kids a b-day cake because the kind the pastry shop makes here is soooooooo delicious (think semi-freddo chocolate mousse). I think they would revolt if I whipped out a boring one made out of flour.

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  13. @ourprivateblog - You're welcome. You won't regret it.

    @Lady Mama - I tried the pre-made stuff over here when I was a student - not for repetition. But this was pretty good.

    @Mad Woman - My kids, too. But they laugh a lot, and they get fed regularly, so hey it could be worse.

    @Mamma Po - Frankfurters aren't "really" meat anyway. :-)

    @Ms. Moon - Thank you. It was a happy birth, that one.

    @Nicola - Mashed potatoes is officially the best food ever. You are right.

    @Countess - You're right. It could have been so much worse.

    @geeksinrome - I'm making one for tomorrow. Actually, I buy the pour and bake stuff, Babes cooks it, then I ice. All chocolate: chocolate cake, bound together with chocolate spread, iced with chocolate icing, decorated with smarties. I detect a mother's preference there.

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  14. If neglected means a store bought cake, well, then I can't say I was neglected much as a child.

    Happy Birthday to your daughter!

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  15. I've just been preparing loads of root vegs and peeling spuds as got friends over for supper tonight and I wish I'd bought frozen spuds! What a waste of time - most of the morning gone on peeling..

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  16. Kids don't care about store bought vs. homemade. As long as there's icing involved, it's all good! Seriously

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  17. ha. Your version is healthier than mine, which involves cheesy pasta, and no vegetables.

    Hotdogs rock though.

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  18. Late as usual...
    Happy Birthday Marie x

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  19. We too are doing the whole Sint thing here in the Netherlands. Today was the first big party - sweets and pepernoten by the handful, loud crazy music and zwarte piets everywhere. My son is on a high!

    Go for the shop cake - they will love it. I am skipping the cake altogether for my son's birthday at school this week - bags of crisps and a new eraser for everyone instead!

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  20. Hello,
    Oh you had me laughing with your recipe for a quick/frozen meal.
    I'm a fan of baked potato, baked beans, butter & cheese.
    Good old comfort food that requires little effort.
    jo

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  21. You're funny. It's almost 1am. I read this and thought, uh that does not look good. It's so GREEN. Then I asked my girlfriend to make me a hotdog and she did. You're a bad influence. ;-)
    Happy Birthday to your girl.
    A bike makes up for the cake.
    And don't kids like store bought better anyway?

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  22. I can't believe that I'm going to share my secret recipe with you, but next time, instead of all the trouble, just make a frankfurter and serve it with ketchup. It's an American delicacy known as "hot dog". The fun name makes kids love it!

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