Gay Porn part V

So Bumba and Bumbalu are getting desperate. Ever since I ditched them in favour of Bob Lady and Little Princess for my gay remake of Titanic, they have completely lost their diva attitude and are begging me every day to do another movie with them. Apparently I made the right move by letting them feel who's boss. No more demands for rose petals in their toilet bowls, no more requests for vegan champagne or daily strippers. I'm playing hard to get, just because it's quite fun seeing them demean themselves. I'm also getting used to being given fruit baskets, feet rubs and daily strippers.

In an effort to convince me of their talents, Bumba and Bumbalu have been rehearsing scenes from their favourite movies, and videoing them. I get them in my inbox nearly every day just now, and I have to say they're rather sweet. The picture quality is obviously not brilliant, but I'm keeping them for the "extras" section of their next DVD. Either that, or I could do a deal with Oprah when they go for their next interview. I'm sure she'd love the exclusive footage of their "dark days" and their attempts at a comeback.

Their first attempt was technically rather poor, but you have to remember they're actors and not directors, like me. They did the kissing scene from Spiderman:

To show me they were serious about winning me back, they included some stills of the set. They hired a crane and a stunt crew for the day.

They must be going through their savings quite fast at this rate.

The next scene can't have helped their piggybanks. Just look at the number of extras they needed to hire for this diner scene from When Harry Met Sally:

 

I have to say, though, that this was a scene they shouldn't have sent in. The acting was appalling. Bumbalu does not have to worry about Bumba faking it with him. At least not realistically.

I think Bumba is getting the upper hand in the relationship. Maybe this is to do with him also being a deity. (Let's all bow to the Bumba.)

In the past, there was some discussion as to who got to play the part of the original girl in the movie. It shouldn't matter because I make sure not to make the guys in my movies stereotypical camp/girly boy with butch/fatherly man - aren't we all sick of that? But when their inner diva comes out, both still want to be able to say "I played the part of Angelina Jolie." These days, Bumba wins out every time. Maybe their relationship has settled more, and Bumbalu is happy to let his man shine if that makes him happy. Perhaps Bumba is just better at throwing hissy fits.

Anyway, next up was American Beauty and this is a scene in which Bumba took center stage:

 

Finally, they must have got quite stuck for favourite scenes, because I found them doing a cartoon, starring animals. How the mighty have fallen. I suppose at least the set would have been cheaper for this romantic scene from The Lady and the Tramp:

 

I do think Bumba and Bumbalu shot themselves in the foot a little with their series of audition videos. For one thing, I could see how truly terrible their acting was in some of them. They are B-movie material at best. I've also secretly been forwarding the films to Bob Lady and Little Princess, and they are working on a video response right now. I love playing them off against each other. Watch this space!