- I know some bloggers watch their stats like crazy. I will admit to being the one visiting from Belgium, but I am NOT your stalker. When I stay on your site for 24 hours in a row, that just means I open your post, walk off to do something with the kids, and then come back to the computer the next day. Just saying.
- I have terrible garlic breath tonight. I love my pitta with garlic sauce, and my fries with garlic sauce, and also my garlic sauce with garlic sauce. Poor Babes did not go out with me, so he must feel he's been conquered by the French, and now he will get his sweet revenge because I will not sleep one wink tonight. Not one. By morning, I will vow never to have garlic sauce again, which I will forget by the next time I go into a pitta place. *burps up a little garlic*
- The Bumba will not die. He has developed some wrinkles and some pimples, but he may have to be euthanised.
(This photo shows him in better days.)
Tuesday, 15 December 2009
I am not your stalker, but I am the one you can smell around the corner
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Maybe you can kill the Bumba with your garlic breath. Or is that just vampires?
ReplyDeleteDon't you know it's a mortal sin to question the bumba's everlasting powers? Garlicky burps are fit punishment...
ReplyDeleteps i forgot to say that sometimes i worry about the blog stalker thing too...because we have cheapish ADSL I tend to turn the computer on in the morning and walk away from it...it's very likely that several people think I'm a psycho killer because I've been on their blog for three days...
ReplyDeleteOh, I do that too, and come back hours later. Still, who are they to complain? Bumps up visitor length...
ReplyDeletei love garlic..i cook all the time with garlic.i make my own garlic oil...nothings wrong with garlic....
ReplyDelete...oh stalkers yes? i could tell you strories
Pimples and wrinkles are not lethal. I wish I wouldn't, but I know what I am talking about.
ReplyDeleteI went through a brief phase of being interested in my stats, but now I just don't care. It's like weighing myself. It's too depressing to know the real truth and ignorance is bliss.
ReplyDeleteI can't help. Bumpa still charms the shit out of me. He's so...benevolent.
ReplyDeleteI think the Bumba is the real stalker. He's always lurking with that creepy grin on his face.I love garlic too. The stats - I used to check them all the time, then I realized I was being a dork and now check them about once a week.
ReplyDeleteYes. Bumba is a tad stalkerish
ReplyDeletenoooooooooooooo...do not kill the BUMBA...please
ReplyDeletei think the real pervy stalker is..santa clause..i mean he is watching and stalking us all year long...at christmas he breaks into our house and he even force us to sit on his lap...pervy stalker, no doubt
ReplyDelete@Steph - I'm sure that would work. Or with my resultant morning temper, for that matter.
ReplyDelete@screamish - I tend to open my reader and then skip through, opening all the posts I think I may comment on. Then when I have about ten posts open, I lose interest and go somewhere else. So most posts stay open for ridiculously long.
@Pueblo girl - True.
@Danielle - Nothing wrong with garlic, only I seem to be mildly allergic or something. These days I'm quite sick if I've had more than a tiny bit of garlic. Shame, really, because I love it.
@Metropolitan Mum - :-)
@Sandy - I hardly ever look any more either.
@Ms. Moon - You may come and collect him any time. Then he can be benevolent at your house.
@Lady Mama, @michelle - You are right. And it's probably him opening all the blog posts, too.
@An - I see what's going on here. You want to kill the Bumba yourself, don't you?
@Danielle - Are you trying to tell us something? You realise this could be an old perv in a suit, right? You should report him.
The Bumba is lovely. Keep him safe and warm this Christmas. I have no idea of my stats or how to get them. I failed my maths O'level so this probably explains my disinterest!
ReplyDeleteSince I was wondering about the someone from the teeny tiny place my family reside in always popping up on the stats, I stopped looking at them. I haven't checked them again since, actually.
ReplyDeleteOooh, garlic. I think we shall eat garlic brood with our dinner tonight! Thanks :D
I do the same same thing. But I bet some people who check stats think, OH, they love my writing, are reading back through my entire blog! Let them think that.
ReplyDeleteBumba should be allowed to die a natural death.
Stay away from the garlic. It's evil.
@ and..another proof santa is a pervy ol´man..he wants to spank us!!!!
ReplyDeletei hope he dont read this...would might have a bad influnce on how many presents i get this year..:-)
LOL What is Bumba looking like now??
ReplyDeleteI do the same thing... I accidentally leave blogs open all night long.. I always forget I can look at stats, but even if I could i don't think I could figure out who anyone is!!
Somebody, I can't remember who, said "young people" use the stalker tag for people who read blogs but never comment. You know, I actually had to think about that one for a few seconds.
ReplyDeleteWe're throwing our "stuff" out there for the whole world to see. And then have the gall to call some readers stalkers?
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
That one may cheer me up the rest of my life.