Gay Porn part VI: Bob Lady and Little Princess fight back

I think I've let our actors stew in their own juices for long enough. Here they are, back by popular demand, for one night only:

Bob Lady and Little Princess!

Yes, my darlings, our favourite movie actresses are back, and they are determined to show us all that they are much better suited to star in my gay remakes of movie classics than Bumba and Bumbalu.

They have focused lately on their undisputed advantage in this fight: flexibility. Bumba and Bumbalu, as we all know, are rather "stiff" (and for once I'm not alluding to their side line in pornography), while Bob Lady and Little Princess are bendier in all directions. They have adapted all their publicity stills so that they always show them in action and moving at least one body part (i.e. doing all the things Bumba and Bumbalu find impossible). Here's the front of their publicity book now. See them waving all smugly:

Now compare this to Bumba and Bumbalu. These poor things are not exactly Bolshoi Ballet material:

The first choice of movie scene Bob Lady and Little Princess made was, sneakily, one Bumba and Bumbalu also reenacted for us last time: the diner scene from When Harry Met Sally. Remember they spared no expense, renting extras by the dozen and finding a good location? Bob Lady and Little Princess didn't think any of this was necessary, being so sure of themselves. In fact, they never even bothered to make a video. All they sent in was this photo of themselves, sitting at the very same table as their colleagues, bending their legs. Methinks they are getting a little ahead of themselves.

Next up, a scene from Bonnie and Clyde. At least they bothered to find a location and act out the scene. The point they are clearly making, though, is that they are able to hold guns. (As opposed to - well, you know who.)

The ultimate in flexibility is obviously dancing, so that is what they did next. I have to say they didn't do too badly in this scene from Saturday Night Fever. I was pleasantly surprised at Bob Lady's dancing in particular.

Finally, the ladies had one more trick up their sleeves. Thinking there's nothing Meryl Streep can do that Bob Lady can't do better, they redid the movie poster from Death Becomes Her (Little Princess is playing the part of Bruce Willis):

Yes, that's Bob Lady's back, and yes, that's her face, too. Creepy, isn't it? I think they went one step too far here - Who wants to see that, right? - although admittedly that's not something Bumba or Bumbalu could match.

Well, at the end of this I'm not too sure. Bob Lady and Little Princess definitely move more gracefully, but then Bumba and Bumbalu have better on-screen chemistry. They have also proven themselves in their feature length version of Brokeback Mountain, while Bob Lady and Little Princess have only small parts on their CV. On the other hand, the boys have been rather busy cashing in on their fame on the porn circuit, making them less marketable than they were before.

I can't decide what to do next. These actors keep phoning me at all hours of the day, sending me gifts and trying to reach me through my friends and family. They're just too much hard work to deal with. I've had it with the backstabbing (of each other) and the sucking up (to me). Maybe I should just go into animation instead.