Thursday, 28 January 2010

I'm wearing my "fat skirt"

Jack, this morning:
Mama, is that a tablecloth?
You look like you're wearing a tablecloth.
Did you mean to be funny?

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  1. Well. Looks like it might be a loooong pregnancy, eh? :)

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  2. Jack is quite the little truth-teller, isn't he? And by the way, the more pregnant belly pictures, the happier I am. So there!

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  3. Photo please. So we can judge for ourselves. Jack sounds like a bundle of laughs, but not the company of choice on a weak self-esteem day.

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  4. Ahhh kids!! I'm sure your baby bump looks adorable in it!!

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  5. Oh boy! Might be a long 9 months.

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  6. Kids are so good at honesty!

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  7. @Kori - Yes. Not because of the comments - I can handle that. Just having two children already.

    @Ms. Moon - I think he genuinely thought I was joking by wearing it.

    @Pueblo girl - I'm considering adding a picture. I just have to wait until I find someone to take the photo.

    @carissajaded, Mad Woman, Lady Mama, Bethany - Indeed.

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  8. ahahhaha*

    wait till he is 18..or no..ten will be enough...i was just like that as a kid..well not towards my mother but to everyone else..:-)

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  9. hee hee hee. Just wait. I'm sure there will be many more quotable quotes from Jack before D Day. Can't wait to hear them.

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  10. Ah-ha! That's a child after my own Olivia's heart. She says at least a dozen hurtful/thoughtful/mean/funny things to me per day.

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  11. We cannot judge as Pueblo Girl said without a photo. I'm thinking that you need to write these little things down in a book so on somesuch day when he is older you can recite some of them to him :p

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  12. This made me laugh because I'm a so-called grown-up and so everything my kids say about me is actually about me, at least for me... but from my child-mind I think... he knows he's got competition brewing and he wants you to dress like a table so there will be plenty for him.

    It's a bit like Charlie Chaplin in "The Goldrush," stranded in a storm without food with another miner Chaplin suddenly looks like a chicken.

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  13. I am wearing a tablecloth right now. I'm not pregnant either and have no real excuse. Tell your son that tablecloths are the new leather pants of 2010.

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