I'm a teacher on a break until done procreating. Moved about the UK for a good few years, now back living in Belgium with Scottish man and three kids. The children speak Dutch to me and English to their father. Sometimes we get lost in translation.
I love me some comments, so feel free to let me know what you're thinking.
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Mwa - that's me Babes - my man Jack - 7 Marie - 4 Charlie - 1 An - one of my lovely sisters
Tee hee, I will chuckle over that one all day. Because I am simply amused like that.
ReplyDeleteI love it! My friend Lon wrote a song called Lie To Me, Baby." I must tell him this joke.
ReplyDeleteAgh! Impalement!
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That's great - might have to borrow that one !
ReplyDeletetu connais l'histoire d paf le chien?
ReplyDeleteil y'a un chien qui attendais pour traverser la rue....
il regardais à droit, et puis à gauche, et puis
PAF! le chien
errghh$
sorry
crap joke i know
Naughty - and funny!
ReplyDeleteAhahahaha!!!! I can't wait to tell hubby that one!
ReplyDeletei needed that, thank you!
ReplyDeleteDirty girl...
ReplyDeleteBwahahaha!
ReplyDeleteI wish I had known that one in middle school for my vast repertoire! Here's an oldie but goodie:
ReplyDeleteWhat did the battery say to the potato chip?
I'm Eveready if you're Frito-lay.
AHHHHHahhhahahahahhahahahaaaaaaaa!!!
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