- Marie has discovered my breasts. She is jealous of them, she stares at them, she paws them. I love it.
- We went to see a cycle race today. The wonders of producing offspring with a penis. These things last all day! (Cycle races, I mean - not penises.)
- All the holiday delights meant I could only go to the shops while the kids were having their evening meal. When I got back, I was so tired and hungry I actually cried until Babes brought me tea and food.
Wednesday, 7 April 2010
Breasts, penises, tea
These holidays - they are lovely. But they sure exhaustify this mother. So I offer you this impression of the day:
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Ah they'll get the hang of it after a fortnight or so.
ReplyDeleteNightie night then :)
Graham feels me up all the time. He's 7. It's starting to get wrong.
ReplyDeleteI've just handed my child to her father for 8 days.
ReplyDeleteTechnically my break has started, but no one bothered to tell Mother Nature that I needed some sunshine.
:-)
I am so thankful that-wait. I almost had something meaningful to say but shit, lost it. :)
ReplyDeleteMy daughter is adorable when she is sleeping- but then she wakes up- also she bit my boob the other day- I have no idea why- so that has been fun- I wish she would just stare-
ReplyDeleteBreasts, penises, tea.
ReplyDeleteI thought it was going to be "vote for your favourite from that list" (tea, definitely).
That's so funny- Ms. Maggie May over at Flux Capacitor just wrote that her seven-year-old daughter told her she had beautiful breasts and that she hopes hers look just like that when she is grown.
ReplyDeleteNow I'm wondering why none of my daughters has ever said that to me.
Mmmmmm....
My toddler has recently discovered my breasts - he's very curious about them. It's quite amusing.
ReplyDeletewhat a long day!
ReplyDeletea well deserved rest! tomorrow will be better!
Take my advice, Mwa... shop online!
ReplyDeleteWell that title will get the google pervs out in force ;-)
ReplyDeleteHope you get some rest, no more tears! My 5 year old son, who never breastfed, has recently discovered my boobs. As long as he stops doing it in public, we'll be fine!
@MrsW - I got an hour extra today! Hurray!
ReplyDelete@cristin - I suppose it feels different from a two year old girl. :-)
@lulu's missives - Ah, but no sunshine means an extra excuse to stay in bed.
@Kori - :-)
@mountainmomma - Yeah, biting is not allowed. At all.
@Iota - Thank you for the vote. I like a good vote, even if it's unprovoked. I think mine's penises. No, breasts. No, penises. Not tea in any case.
@Ms. Moon - Really? None? Maybe they did when they were two and you forgot.
@Lady Mama - I think we'll probably get more of that when I start breastfeeding again. I used to get stared at by the eldest. I think now I will have a larger audience.
@Laura Lee - Thank you. I thought it was a pretty good day, though. We had lots of fun. And the crying was just out of exhaustion, so no big deal really. But thank you.
@The Dotterel - I know, I probably should, but it's more expensive, and I wouldn't be able to choose my own fruit etc, and I'm very very very picky. I'm too much of a control freak to allow someone else to do my shopping for me.
@Mad Woman - Ach, the pervs bump up my stats, so hooray!
My daughter paws my breasts all the time too, asking when she can get some and a bra.
ReplyDeleteHope you get some rest.
My baby parks her binkies and small toys beween my breasts. If a binky falls out of her mouth while I am holding her, she checks my boobs to see if there is a backup. I also keep food crumbs there but those don't entertain her as much, or me.
ReplyDeleteYou're going all-out to boost your traffic with titles like that, aren't you? Don't know if you'll atract the kind of people who comment though. None of the many people who have landed on my blog looking for advice on how to fuck wild pigs have ever commented...
ReplyDelete@Angie - I just think that is the cutest thing. Mine puffs up her belly and tells me she's getting "big breasts." Or she holds up a couple of oranges.
ReplyDelete@GingerB - Storage! Never thought of that. Very clever.
@Pueblo girl - :-) The next title is just for you!
I like the orange idea! Haha.
ReplyDeleteYou had me at, "breasts, penises, tea."
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