Am hosting party tomorrow for more than twenty people.
Haven't sorted food.
Haven't cleaned floor.
Haven't found enough candles.
Am panicking.
Have sorted booze. At least non-pregnant non-drivers will have a good time.
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so long as you have booze, it should be FINE. If not, you can offer to poop on them. Either they will love it or leave screaming, but either way, it will be fine.
ReplyDeleteIf you have booze all will be well. Take heart if they consume enough they won't remember what you serve. My guest are mostly repeats so that's what I'm surmizing!
ReplyDeleteAm concerned yesterday's post was about gay poop parties and here today you're throwing a party.....
ReplyDeletein fact, Kingsmom. I think the reason Mwa hasn't cleaned is because she's having one of those unwashed men, poopie parties.
ReplyDeleteOr maybe it's not as bad as we think. Perhaps there are 10 6-month olds coming with their dads so it will be a poop party without the sex and the unwashed men part comes from them being new parents who have no time to shower?
People! It's really hard to panic if you all make me laugh so much. Thank you for that - I feel much better now.
ReplyDelete@Kori - I will keep this in mind for if it all goes wrong. :-)
@Anonymous - True. Now I only have to worry about the few who don't drink. (Like me. :-( )
@Kingsmom - I didn't make the connection. I swear there is none. Really.
@Geeks in Rome - Hey people I'm listening! It's like you're gossiping about me just outside my toilet stall. :-)
There are no children invited - I'm even farming out my own. But I did forget to ask people to shower on the invitation...
again with your funny tags!
ReplyDeletehope you can get it together.
if not, the people will eat the food and it will sort itself in their stomachs.
have fun!
wait, i just read the comments. was going to catch up on your blog posts but now i'm afraid. dare i?
ReplyDeleteOh honey. I am so glad it's not me.
ReplyDeleteaaaaaaghhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!! i'm with ms moon!
ReplyDeleteEnjoy your party!
ReplyDeleteWhy would you clean the floor? It will only need cleaning afterwards and aren't your guests going to be there mostly after dark?
I have no a dvice... I'm always hoovering frentically in a towel when my poor guests arrive, and then I'm all flustered at them.
ReplyDeleteTo the extent that my husband won't let me have parties anymore.
Don't look for more candles - the less light, the less chance your guests will notice the floor hasn't been cleaned.
ReplyDeleteGood luck - and have fun!
Hope it went well!
ReplyDeleteI say get them all drunk and all will be fine... you could even get a takeaway!!
ReplyDeleteI think your previous commenter was right. You are thinking of an unwashed men poopy parties and for that all you need is a lot of booze
ReplyDeleteHope it all goes ok. Generally as long as the booze flows people think it is great. x