Friday, 21 May 2010

A small and joyful thought experiment

I took a sick day yesterday, and today I will be in the car/on a boat.

I shall leave you with the thought of
  • Viggo Mortensen
  • Jeremy Irons
  • Orlando Bloom
  • Benicio del Toro
- use them as mental dollies in any configuration. You're welcome.

(I'm trying not to write about penis, but I think I might be sublimating.)

21 comments:

  1. Dammit, you made me think about Jeremy Iron's penis.

    Whyyy?

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  2. Ew! Jeremy Irons is a bit past it now isn't he? Now Bradd is on my mind.....

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  3. May I think about Johnny Depp? Is that okay? I won't think about his penis. I promise.

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  4. I'll think about Jeremy Irons in the 1980s, but not now please.....

    in fact can I swap him for Joseph Fiennes? I actually had a dream about him last night...

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  5. Oh, lordy, another Viggo fan. I would definitly like to think about his penis, is that okay?

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  6. I read "Viggo" as "Vertigo" being concerned for you and your car/boat ride. I realize I am strange.

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  7. Yes, I was thinking of the younger Jeremy too. Substitution of anyone is fine and Johnny definitely also belongs in that list. And now I'm also thinking of Viggo and all his parts.

    Sorry for lack of personal response - am using phone.

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  8. #1's name sounds too much like Rigor Mortis...

    or how 'bout a little word play? the Toro's Iron is Blooming with Viggor?

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  9. orlando bloom looks best when you replace him by alicia keys just a second before you think of him...

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  10. Um ew to all of them! You just ruined my dreamscape for the day. Humph!

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  11. Joseph Fiennes?!? There is no finer Fiennes than Ralph Riennes. But I digress . . . why exactly do I want to think about Jeremy Irons if I can instead think about Orlando Bloom?

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  12. With the exception of Orlando Bloom you have terrible taste in men! Jeremy Irons....ew!

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  13. I think I will take Clive Owen for $200 Alex- oh sorry what game are we playing?

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  14. Poor Danielle... he's the lone man, Mwa. You'll have to entice some more in. And you should post a picture of Alicia just for him, in case you made him think of Jeremy Iron's penis.

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  15. If you ever want to stop fancying Viggo, try listening to his cd. B bought it for a big Viggo-fan-friend of ours, and when she put it on I thought the children were mucking about with the piano. It's that bad. You'll never see him in the same light again.

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  16. Oh I do love Viggo so I am going to ignore Plan B and never listen to his music...

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  17. Hmmm... Orlando Bloom only does it for me as Legolas. What can I say, I guess I'm into elves.

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  18. Hmm... Well, George Clooney's nowhere on the list!

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  19. @Danielle - Eh. No.

    @Mad Woman - Hihi - I want to know who you like now...

    @GingerB - The combination!

    @muummmmeeeeee - You make me laugh. Like I asked Mad Woman - who do you like then?

    @Jo - He'll have to go look for his own picture of Alicia, dear. And I'm not sure Danielle is all that upset by being surrounded by women.

    @planb - I'm staying away from that CD then.

    @PantWithNames - Indeed!

    @Elisa - You are an elf hag?

    @Angie - Strangely, he doesn't really do it for me. I go more for the skinny dark and brooding type. But I can appreciate on an abstract level that George is a fine specimen.

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  20. I only know two names on that list.
    Why can't you write about penis?

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