- a TV presenter could learn not to say "kind of" every other sentence.
- a clean white school uniform T-shirt wouldn't attract four different colours of stain in a single day.
- it would be a crime to make Dalziel (of Pascoe) full-on snog a young woman on TV.
- you'd think of a plan B before drilling for oil a mile deep.
- I'd stop eating bananas if I was already constipated. Hypothetically.
- after giving birth twice, I wouldn't be scared of the next time.
- Brits would have got fed up with house buying and redecorating shows by now. Seriously, how many can a person watch? It's pathetic.
- Marie would have slept for at least a couple of hours uninterrupted last night.
- I'd know that Marie's sore leg after an afternoon in the playground is not something to worry about.
- I'd be happy to see that girl go for a two night sleepover at her granny's, giving me a break. (She insisted on going on her OWN, for TWO nights.) I love her being independent but I want to take care of her when she sleeps badly/has a sore leg.
Thursday, 17 June 2010
You would think so, wouldn't you?
You'd think that
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You definitely would - gawd you think too much woman! :)
ReplyDelete.. my biggest was that..husband would actually do things around the house once we had a baby...kind of...
ReplyDelete*You'd think I'd know not to txt a friend in the evenings when I know she will have been drinking and I know no matter what, her reply will be abusive and or hurtful.
ReplyDelete* You'd think I'd delete the love songs off my ipod that make me cry everytime.
* You'd think I'd know better than to have chippies or icecream in the house....lol
And the thought of Dalziel snogging anything is not good.
hmm. I feared the leg pain too. Leukemia? It came to nothing in the end.
ReplyDeleteBananas - opp effect if ripe, I'm told.
or, stew some prunes/eat more fruit/stop taking synthetic iron and get Salus Iron drink/tablets - Floradix. All natural, won't constipate.
Just be ready to get Marie if she calls. She could :) But if she doesn't, life will be easier after baby3.
I highly recommend hypnobirthing for fear management.
AS for the clean white shirt - are you kidding me??
You would think, wouldn't you, that knowing I have to leave the house tomorrow at 8am, I'd be in bed by now, instead of reading blogs and commenting at 2 am.
ReplyDeleteyou're such a good mama.
ReplyDeletepost made me smile.
no more naners for you.
Laughed out loud at the "plan b" One would think, wouldn't they?
ReplyDelete@MrsW - I definitely do. Think too much. ALL the bloody time.
ReplyDelete@Buttercup - Welcome! And I feel for you. I really do. Because that is just not on.
@Countess - I like your ones! I have one similar to the first one with a friend of mine. Amazing how easy it is to keep falling in the same trap, isn't it?
@Jo - Thanks for your first suggestion. I hadn't actually worried about that. :-) (And I won't. I hope.)
I'm thinking Marie won't call. She LOVES to do things with her granny, on her OWN. But I know she'll be really happy to see me again tomorrow. Until then, I will just enjoy the silence for a while.
As for the hypnobirthing - I think I might try a DIY internet job. (I'm sure Belgians haven't discovered this yet.)
And can you believe I got ALL the stains out??? I'm so chuffed.
@Pueblo girl - I do that one, too! Trying to finish my book last night... Luckily I fell asleep around one.
@Bethany - I ate one this morning. D'oh! You make me smile, too.
@Anonymous - One would indeed.
ah mwa..dont worry so much...:-)
ReplyDeletebut..i have to confess..i say "kind of" sometimes too...
Dan, 'ur' and 'r u' are worse, so much worse, than 'kind of' will ever be! Bad as it is.
ReplyDelete@Danielle - I don't mind "kind of" sometimes - it's only when it's every other sentence that it drives me up the wall.
ReplyDelete@Jo - :-)
My mum is guilty of watching house buying/redecorating programmes, one after another, day in day out!
ReplyDeleteAs for Dalziel, that's very wrong.
Hope you get some sleep. x
Recently I've gotten roped into all though house buying and redecorating shows - talk about time drain! I totally blame it on being couch-bound breastfeeding but maybe I should just pick up a book!
ReplyDelete@Very Bored in Catalunya - Both very very wrong. The sleep I'm not sure about - Marie came home a day early with a temperature. Sleep may be elusive again. But at least I get to take care of her.
ReplyDelete@Tanya - A book? No - you could watch all the crime shows instead. Much better. :-) Law and Order and Lewis are on here again...
It's the same in the US. People are obsessed with decorating and remodeling. I go through phases of obsession, too.
ReplyDeleteYes. You would think so. But you'd be wrong.
ReplyDeleteSo true and SO funny. I wish I'd written this. Especially about the plan b for the drilling. Duh...maybe you can get on their payroll. The people their paying obviously are not earning their paycheck. Sometimes it's about more than money!!
ReplyDeleteYup you'd have definitely thought they'd have a plan B before drilling that deep - incredible
ReplyDeleteI've given birth twice and the thought of doing it again scares me - you're not alone
Ah. So that's what you meant about the banana's in your more recent post. Prunes?
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