- cant sit down after poo..bum contracts
→ That is an unfortunate problem. Please see your physician. I sympathise, though. A lot.
- cows breast feeding cats
→ Would make a funny picture.
In fact, just in case anyone else comes here looking for the above, I found this picture for you on Google:
My search led me past some very disturbing images of women breastfeeding cats and calves, and of a man "cutting out the middle man" with a cow. Google at your own risk.
- gays using fruit jack off porn
→ Just any fruit? No preference? You'd be disappointed if they were using a kiwi! Just saying. Next time you may want to specify.
Monday, 17 January 2011
Search term update
Yep, I've still got it: my search terms are all poo, breastfeeding and gay porn. Just the way I like them.
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I always read your posts when I am sitting on the couch next to my husband I end up laughing / choking / spluttering and then having to explain to him what I am reading! Stop it you!!!
ReplyDeleteusing fruit? now i have cows and fruit and jacking off and breastfeeding all mixed up in one really fucked up image.
ReplyDeleteWhy gays using fruit, specifically? I would love to know exactly what that searcher was looking for. The Village People in the produce section?
ReplyDeleteThat picture is a doozy. Cute, really. There's a scene in 101 Dalmations where the cold hungry pups get looked after by the cows in the warm barn.
:) :) :) :) I hsve nothing more to say hehe
ReplyDeletex Sandi
I would recommend a very large avocado. For anything, actually.
ReplyDeleteI'm lost for words and that doesn't happen very often...
ReplyDeletePomelo, I'm sure of it. I wonder if they put those little warning stickers on the citrus fruit: "Do not apply to cracked or broken skin" in the fruit section of your local gay sex shop...
ReplyDeleteIncidentally, I am currently rocking the world of online 'pee'd knickers' and 'boys in tights'. Nowhere near as exotic as yours!
Oh, and 'my piles are giving me gip' appeared today - but seriously, don't you have me in your blog reader yet??
ReplyDeleteHaha. That's impressive! Or, worrying, I'm not sure...
ReplyDeleteI'm so happy for you:)
ReplyDeleteBanana peels.
ReplyDeleteThat is all.
Reeling in shock at Maggie May's comment. I don't think I've ever heard her talk like that before! ;-)
ReplyDeleteAnyway, it's well seen your kids aren't old enough to go on the computer by themselves. Imagine the web sites they'd be sent to when they typed in really innocent words!
@Rhi - Honestly? I'd rather not.
ReplyDelete@Maggie May - You made that image, not me. But you're welcome. :-)
@Jo - There's probably a whole underground gay fruit scene that we know nothing about.
@sandiart - :-)
@Ms. Moon - I see potential in that idea.
@muummmmeeeeee - :-)
@fiona - Another fine fruit choice. The warning would be wise.
Yours aren't so bad either. I do love to check search terms.
@Lady Mama - Both. Definitely both.
@Debbie - Thank you. So am I.
@tulpen - Cheers!
@Expat mum - I just had one come down from bed and she got a flash of that picture I did of her barbie doll with torture implements. I think it didn't quite register with her. Never clicked away so quickly in my life...
Those are the best...I'm so jealous!!!
ReplyDeleteheh! exactly what Rhi said; same here.
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