Creative with exercise: the saucy edition

I have a little problem with my gym routine (yes, twice does so constitute a routine). It's not that it's not helpful. I slept for about two hours last night, but after fifty minutes on the bike (which was hard work after so little sleep) I tidied the hall and the kitchen in under half an hour. It's a miracle, I tell you. I even emptied the motherfucking dishwasher, filled it up again, and didn't die in the process. Which I was sure I would before.

Anyway - my problem. Charlie's only in the creche on Mondays and Fridays (he loves it, thanks for asking. He smiles the whole time, gobbles up the food and even goes down to sleep very well) and my exercise buzz wears off after a couple of days. I badly need to exercise on a Wednesday as well or my house will never get as tidy as I want it. (I need the exercise buzz to tidy.) I have come up with a few possible solutions:

• I get the exercise bike out of the garden shed and put it in the bathroom/living room/kitchen (only spaces left in the house) and work out during Wednesday morning naptime. Who needs to pee/sit/cook anyway?
• I acquire an Xbox Kinect and work out with it during Wednesday morning naptime. This would require either theft or selling my soul to the highest bidder. (I would so do my first review/giveaway. If the machine was free and came with an Xbox and at least five games. I know, I don't come cheap, but I'm worth it, Microsoft. I swear I am. I have some great readers.)
• I find a babysitter for Wednesday mornings and go to the gym anyway. (Dull!)
• I take Charlie for a ride on my bike and thus get the required exercise. Problem: he can't sit in the seat properly yet, and it's bloody cold out here. Also, it means looking out for traffic, which I'm not too great at. (This I will call "The Summer Solution" or "Future Plan, Honest.")
• I go running with Charlie in the buggy. Problem with this plan: I am not a moron. That would be too much effort by far. I'm only taking up running when I'm in my forties. That's the plan and I'm sticking to it.
• I put the responsibility on Babes. We have date night on Wednesdays these days, and maybe he could exercise me post-date. The problem here is that I like a very vigorous workout, so he would have to exercise me in all four corners of the room. And frankly, that's just too much after a day of running after the kids and then going out as well. One corner, fine. Two corners I can just about manage at a pinch. Three corners? Zzzz. Four corners on a weekday would require flying pigs and a truckload of Rohypnol, I'm telling you.

Choices, choices.