Earlier today, I deadheaded the flower pots in the garden, and accidentally cut off quite a few perfectly healthy looking pink flowers as well. Which is fine, really, because all they were is future deadheads. I was conserving energy.
While I was at it, I flushed tomorrow's breakfast down the loo and buried the cat. I'm way ahead of you all, people!
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Feel free to come over and deadhead whenever you like - but leave the cats alone!
ReplyDeleteIt's all about not duplicating efforts. Or something.
ReplyDeleteI saw on tv (chelsea flower show) this morning that now is the time to cut back even if they are in flower as it will prolong the flowering season at the other end. So you were doing exactly the right thing. The loo and the cat I am unable to help you with a valid reason and suggest you also put a pair of pants on your head, a pencil in ecah nostril and say "wibble".
ReplyDeleteWorks for me.
ReplyDeleteBuried the cat? Is that a euphemism.... or however you spell ?
ReplyDeleteYou can totally come bury my cat, because I am getting ready to kill it. Just sayin.
ReplyDeleteAhead of the game is good. Why's your cat driving you mad?
ReplyDeleteah..mwa you are such an inspiration..now i wish i had a cat to burry it:-)
ReplyDeleteIn your honour today I think I will not unpack the dishwasher - just pop a new tablet in and run it again. Going to revolutionise my life you are Miss Mwa ;)
ReplyDeleteCome over for a coffee if you need to!
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(ps, it's Rhi. blogger being weird again with comments)
this made me giiggle. first giggle of the morning. thank you
ReplyDeletexoxoxo
I like it. Thinking ahead.
ReplyDeleteI like your thinking on this one .. its along the lines of my favourite : why clean up when its only gonna get dirty again. Mottos to live by!
ReplyDeleteWay to be proactive! Some link love for you...
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Best laugh of the week (month I'd say but don't get over excited, we are only the 8). Still laughing though!
ReplyDeleteLOL!
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