Monday, 11 July 2011

If a man did this, I'd be the first to complain, so bite me

On Saturday, I took the children to the international folklore festival in our local park. There was a wonderful atmosphere, with all ages and nationalities mixing and dancing together. We saw the groups from Yakutia, Macedonia and Spain play music and dance in traditional dress. I took some photos for your entertainment and edification.

The National Ballet of Yakutia, from Yakutsk

(I found some information online suggesting I should be saying "The Sakha Republic" instead. I'm just following the event organisers here - I hope I'm not offending any locals.)

The beautiful dress and long,
long hair of one of the Yakut dancers

Part of the Macedonian troupe

Last but not least I would like to feature one particular dancer from Spain, who struck me as a most amiable young fellow from the very start.

Most amiable young Spanish fellow

As soon as the band started to play, I could tell he had a sparkling personality. It's just a shame that I just managed to miss his face in this picture.

Sparkling Spanish personality

After a first demonstration, all the dancers invited someone from the audience to join them in the next dance. My chosen subject picked an older woman over the many available young mothers, which endeared him to me even more. His kind visage was only just turned away when I snapped this shot:

Kind Spanish disposition

Our dancer isn't only an expert at twirling his partners, he also charmingly joked around with them. In this picture, he'd only just said something most amusing. It's a shame I just got him too low.

Dazzling Spanish wit

Finally I must report that Juan/Diego/Miguel had even more going for him than all the previous: he was also obviously blessed with superior intelligence. The sheer number of steps he had memorised was stunning, the way in which he would teach them to his inexperienced partners a revelation. If only I'd pressed the shutter a little earlier, you could have read his intelligence from his face yourself.

Abundance of Spanish intelligence

Finally, I must coyly add that he also didn't fill those trousers too badly, but of course I would not be so vulgar as to have specific photographic material to illustrate this last point of mine.

25 comments:

  1. Oh you terrible girl :)

    You know, I have theories about how the female gaze is kinder than the traditional male one, but I don't know, I could be making it up.

    Love your captions :)

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  2. Lovely, but I must know, did he have a lovely face to match? Or were you too focused on his intelligence?

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  3. @Jo - Oooh, I don't know. I have a feeling women can get away with a lot, as long as they have a bra on and some kind of face painted on, while women can be kind of picky. But maybe that's just my impression. Maybe I know some very unfussy men and some rather critical women. ;-)

    @fiona - His face was lovely. Truly.

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  4. who needs a face if he has such a behind...

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  5. You've just made me laugh a lot on an evening where I'm feeling particularly grumpy. Ole!

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  6. * races off to look up Spanish Restaurant options *

    Laughed SO much at this, you're all class, Miss Mwa.
    x Rhi

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  7. Don't know about the face but those are lovely cheeks.....

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  8. I am ill. I am clearly ill. Or brain dead. Or something. Because I didn't notice. I got to the end and I was thinking "so what is it about his face that she's trying to get us to notice" before I finally twigged it wasn't about his face at all...

    Baby brain anyone?

    Have enjoyed my second (and third, and fourth) look though, btw.

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  9. Now there is a sight to gaze upon........not many can lay claim to such intelligence.
    x Sandi

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  10. Ah, yes, Mwa, I don't disagree with that, about critical women. I meant it sort of differently though - that perhaps our desire is less threatening, more ... hmm... like, wow, what an ass, I'd love to jump him, and cook him pancakes and have him read to me and watch him hold his baby nephew. Stuff like that :)

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  11. sigh...oh the eye candy we have missed :-)!

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  12. with a derriere like that, who needs a face! :P

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  13. I think you have captured his personality and intelligence very carefully - obviously a shame no picture of his face but timing taking photos is a challenge...

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  14. HAHA! It was only when I saw the comments I realised what you were getting on at.. so I had a peek, a very fine bottom haha!!

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  15. I'm not too bright either, it was only when I saw the tags that I got the idea.

    Now I'm sad, I don't even have his intelligence...

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  16. I'm sorry, but this post is a load of arse.




    ;-)

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  17. tight buns :)(oops sorry I meant : what a talented artist with a fanastic personality)

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  18. He does those trousers proud!
    (p.s. isn't it the rule of the world that women are allowed to be hypocritical?)

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  19. Haha, I was waiting for a trousers shot (I have a filthy mind). He did look quite dazzling though. The bits we could see, anyway.

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  20. Love that outfit he is wearing....and I wasn't sure about his backside so I had to go over the photos a couple of times just to check....and then over them again just once more to double check.....and again and again...

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  21. Well looking from the photos you obviously captured his finer points. Brilliant post......

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  22. If he was a flamenco dancer, I can totally see why you'd be so obsess...ehm, smitten. Flamenco dancers are HOT.

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  23. Hilarious post, great, tongue-in-cheek captions, entrancing photos of Spanish dancer (male). ;o). N2

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