Monday, 15 August 2011

The Overlords of the Universe win again; a spoilt mother complains

  • As if Google didn't own me already, I have now switched to Google Chrome. Every time I install an "extension," Google tells me it will be able to access all data on my computer, the dials on my microwave, and the nerves in my spinal chord. I am feeling decidedly uncomfortable.
    I wouldn't have switched if Firefox hadn't gone and updated me to a "more advanced" version which disabled all of my funky addons. It's a pity, because I liked the romance of being with the rebel troupe.
    Ironically now that I have switched to the Overlords of the Universe, the back button on my mouse isn't working and I have lost all the lovely addons which were still working in the new and deproved Firefox. I miss my Firegestures.
  • Today was mother's day in Antwerp. We seem to have it all worked out nicely: mother's day in the middle  of the school holidays, and a national holiday at that, so even the daddies are at home. It's a recipe for disaster, is what it is. The pressure is just too much. It would be so much easier if everyone just got on with their usual business and mothers were in charge. Instead, we have to cope with chaos and good intentions and other people's agendas. (I know I sound terribly ungrateful. I'm allowed. It's mother's day for another 24 minutes. Tomorrow I will pretend to everyone it was great. Ha!)
    Today was always going to be a non-starter. We had a party last night, and it was great, but I had promised Babes that he would get a lie in this morning if he helped make the party a success. Which he really really did. Him, together with a bottle of Pimm's, three bottles of white wine, two bottles of red, ten beers and some whiskies (for eight people). So there I sat, at six thirty this morning, downstairs with Charlie after less than four hours of sleep and with something closely resembling a hangover. On mother's day. My mood was not optimal, and never really recovered.
    On Wednesday, I happen to have the day off. Maybe I should make that a tradition. Just put up with the ordeal that is mother's day, and then have a day soon after to recover and do what I want. That could work.

12 comments:

  1. Sounds like Mother's Day over here which always ends up being a day of weird resentment for some reason.

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  2. @Ms. Moon - Weird resentment. That was it precisely. Not a pretty picture.

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  3. Hope it's better now. I'm a firefox girl...but just because Josh told me he'll divorce me if I switch over to Chrome!

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  4. BTW-that was me not anonymous. Look how dumb I am!

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  5. Yes, yes, yes.........I find mother's day very hard to get through. Every time someone services me breakfast in bed, I'm stressed that they'll spill something on the sheets. The house is a mess, however, you are told to sit back and relax as your work for the next day piles-up (literally) before your eyes.

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  6. For Firefox, download "nightlytestertools". Once you have it installed, use the option that says "force addon compatibility". Usually the problem with old addons is just that they don't have the right build number, so nothing will really go wrong if you force compatibility. Problem solved!

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  7. weird resentment describes it well although unmitigated disaster also describes it in my house!

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  8. hmmm, that was I, Kelloggsville, am having a commenting nightmare around blogger at the moment, I'll blame IE just to add another browser to the 'crap' party!

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  9. Weird resentment here. Plus tears. Great mix. There's a horrible big news story in Australia at the moment about a little boy who was abducted and killed, and so all day I tried to remind myself to be grateful that I was a mother at all, and that I have two healthy happy, alive, kids.
    But when you don't get more than a cup of coffee made for you in bed, and the mess piles up worse than a normal day, and the mother-in-law gets cake (made by me), champagne and dinner out at a posh restaurant at our expense, weird resentment overtakes gratefulness very quickly.
    See you tomorrow.
    Beware.
    ;)

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  10. I'd prefer every Wednesday off over Mother's Day anytime. To be frank, I do have every Wednesday off. Every Wednesday the babysitter comes at 5pm and I just leave. Bliss!!

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  11. Every hangover should be followed with a day off. FACT.

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  12. I worry about being taken over by Google too. Perhaps even as I type, they are merging my personality with yours, and with other random bloggers. Perhaps I am no longer my own self at all.

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